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Sunday, December 14, 2008

EXECUTIVE MOUSTACHES: Lynn B. Fuller, chairman, president and CEO of Heartland Financial

Oh boy, have we got an EXECUTIVE MOUSTACHES for you today! This is a first - a regular feature that's actually gaining momentum and getting better, rather than fizzling out amid disinterest and reader acrimony.

It's not an exaggeration to say that EXECUTIVE MOUSTACHES is the one thing that's keeping us going at the moment. A ray of light. A dove of hope arriving with a sprig of leaf in its beak each Monday. A grey-haired messiah walking among us.

Lynn B. Fuller, chairman, president and CEO of Heartland Financial

Check that amazingly-preened hair out. A forensic scientist could identify the make and model of comb he used by measuring the distance between those immaculate grooves. This moustache is clearly a compensation growth to counteract having to go through life being called Lynn.

Labels: EXECUTIVE MOUSTACHES

Item posted at 11:51 AM

8 Comments:

Anonymous Trilby said...

That's the second best moustache on a Lynn I've ever seen.

2:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish this man had been the father I never had.

3:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was the father I did have. You didn't miss anything, believe me.

9:38 PM  
Blogger Badben said...

I think that's the best Executive Moustache yet. IMMENSE levels of respectability in this photo, even the chair is probably a snob.

These spam posts are getting longer. I've got RSI on my scroll-wheel finger

9:08 AM  
Anonymous Stu said...

Cracking spam. I'm sold on the spherical roller bearings.

8:56 PM  
Anonymous Mr. Angry Apple said...

他妈的起飞和死垃圾邮件发送者屄

10:05 PM  
Blogger weatherbox said...

You can't really go wrong with the azure cloudy sky as a backdrop. If it works for every school photo ever, it works for everything. Hell, they could have made that the backdrop to the third reich it would have looked great. Whoops, I've inadvertently 'done a Brian Ferry' by implying the nazis might have looked good in a sartorial sense.

In the future after man has been eradicated from the globe, the cat-people will infer from old photos that we lived in an interminably blue and cloudy eco-system, and our silly habits will hinder their intellectual development by several centuries.

By the way they still do that weird 'kneading' even in 30050.

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