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Tom Hartley Going About His Business #3

Tom Hartley video EXCLUSIVE! See him doing BOXING. See him TALKING. Hear him TALKING. See him sort of LARKING ABOUT A BIT. And MORE.

Actually, it’s not really exclusive. Reader “Neil” informed us via email yesterday afternoon that it’s result #2 when you search for videos under his name. We didn’t think to look for videos.

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Tom Hartley Going About his Business #2

Tom went to the zoo! Bet he got let in for free. He looks a bit uncomfortable around the frog, though. That is certainly not the outgoing, confident Tom we know. Something’s not right. Perhaps he got a bollocking from the Lady Mayor last night about touching that woman and hitting on that student?

“Happy 75th birthday to Belfast Zoo. Thanks to the forethought of Belfast Corporation and the continuing support of Belfast City Council we have a world renowned education and conservation facility that also brings pleasure to its many visitors,” said Tom Hartley, Mayor of Belfast, after washing his hands with bleach.

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Tom Hartley Going About his Business #1

Here’s Tom Hartley meeting with local students at the E-factor: Enterprise, Employability and Education Fair. Tom looks happy. Is he flirting with her?

“The Council is very keen to support local students and graduates when looking at and exploring their options for employment when they leave university or college,” said Belfast Mayor Tom Hartley, shortly after asking a youngster if she knew how to stop his internet home page being porn.

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It’s the return of Tom Hartley, the amazing Mayor of Belfast! This month, he’s been trying to associate himself with sport in an attempt to get in touch with the crucial 18-35 male voter demographic. There must be an election coming up.

We might start up another spin-off blog that’s entirely about the Mayor of Belfast, as he’s always up to something. The Belfast Press Archive is rammed – during May a staggering 50+ news items were reported. Belfast must be an extremely vibrant and exciting place!

Ironically the least inspiring photograph we’ve seen in months. It’s not Tom’s fault. it’s that other bloke. He’s just not giving anything. He’s sucking up the atmosphere like a SPONGE.

The Lady Mayor will not be happy about this one, Tom!

A reception was held for the Filipino community. We had no idea Belfast was so multicultural and ethnically diverse, either. If Tom Keeps on like this, Belfast will get the 2020 Olympics and the 2022 World Cup, easy.

Tom is so amazing we’re going to launch a new category – Photos of Tom Hartley Going About His Business. We will keep doing this until he stops being major, we get told to stop by one of his assistants, or he runs out of money and can’t afford to have a photographer accomapny him everywhere.

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