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New ultraportable laptop solution offers mobility and class-leading…

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This latest Teclast finding was submitted by “GigerPunk” who is extremely vigilant and selfless when it comes to regularly checking the Teclast site for new photoshoots.

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Here she is doing here “I’ve been naughty and I know it” face. She’s got yogurt on the trackpad, we’d imagine.

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Needs a bit of sun.

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Needs a bit of [EDIT TO PERSONAL TASTE].

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Teclast’s C510HD brings ‘Full HD’ media support to mainstream consumers, thanks to enhanced…

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Yes, you can click on them and they go bigger. That’s the ‘Teclast Difference’. Teclast understands the click-to-go-bigger needs of its end users.

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Ha ha, we said “end users”. As in bell-end users.

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As in wanking.

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As in you can see a bit of the side of one of her tits, so you might as well barricade yourself into the bathroom and see if anything happens.

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One for the feet men! She’s even splaying her toes. Phwoar, eh, feet men? Have a look at the WIDTH of that SPLAY. You can see RIGHT INBETWEEN.

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Another one for the tits men. The tits men are going to come out of this best, to be honest. It’s pretty much entirely a tits-oriented shoot.

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Knees obscured. Deduct a point.

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Feet and legs and knees and tits. Add two points.

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Kiss the screen, and we’re done.

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Exciting new media player empowers users…

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Teclast is BACK with its deadest-eyed shoot yet!

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Sssssshhhhhhh! That little secret of WHAT WE DID TOGETHER in the toilet must never come out.

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Small enough to fit in your suitcase for disposal.

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Light enough to be thrown over walls, fences and cliffs.

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Slim enough to only require the shallowest of graves.

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Can survive on only one charge/feed per week.

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Let’s look back upon 2009 with…

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Poor old reader “GigerPunk” has been bursting his little seams over the Teclast 2009 calendar, which he supposedly emailed in several months ago when a 2009 calendar update may have been a bit more relevant than it is today.

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“How on earth did we miss the Teclast 2009 calendar until now? It’s a solid 12 months of ‘would’ (13 if you count the cover, weirdo) – November (‘Purple’) being a particular fave, if only for the outstanding pose. Shall have to keep an eye out for the 2010 calendar, don’t want to miss that” – GigerPunk.

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This has instantly become our second-favourite calendar of the moment.

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“Mr Photographer, sir. Terribly sorry, sir, there’s been a mistake. The blouses haven’t arrived in time for the… what? Do the shoot anyway? Well… OK…”

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JUST PANTS! Would a reader with lots of patience please try to locate this “set” on the Teclast web site? Thanks.

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1980s British housewife cosplay.

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Don’t like this one. It looks like it’s from a rape counselling brochure.

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BUNNY EARS.

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*CHEERS FOR ALL-TIME FAVOURITE*

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Have a virtually pornographic November.

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Drumper! We’ll try to get 2010’s to you slightly quicker.

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TECLAST ALERT: Company announces T58, Android-based media player

Be alert, people. Teclast has announced a new product. A mock-up T58 is hopefully being pressed into the nervous little hand of a fresh young model as we speak. A bearded photographer is polishing his lenses, barely able to believe his luck. Costumes are being ironed. Bras picked out. Props ordered from Ann Summers.

Until then, here’s a boring photo of the device, taken from here.

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You may want to research the Teclast catalogue in readyness for the T58’s promotional push. And keep reloading the Teclast home page. A big-news gadget like this MUST get a promotional shoot.

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Christmas AND birthday.

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You’ll never guess who’s getting in on the netbook scene…

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Found by “GigerPunk” who might as well just take over the whole site, to be honest. The username is “admin” and the password is the name of our first pet. Should be able to guess that easily enough.

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“Very prim and proper, almost nurse-like outfit. Ok, fair enough, nothing┬áreally special in the grand scheme of things, but check out the buttons on her top – she just can’t decide whether to strip or not – starts fully buttoned, gets down to only 1 button and then fully buttoned up by the end again. Most odd. Wonder how many other shots are on the photographers camera that weren’t published?” – GigerPunk.

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That’s the sort of satisfied look which can only mean one thing – it comes with Windows XP rather than Vista or Linux.

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Teclast would never make its models suffer Linux.

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If it came with Linux, she’d have sobbed off all that eyeliner and the poor laptop would be in pieces in the kitchen bin.

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It’s extremely unwise to attempt to walk on that sort of wooden floor in that kind of shoe. We must be getting very old if the first thing that springs to mind when looking at images like this is potential unnoticed health & safety issues.

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OK, everyone. Stand down. Back to condition grey.

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