“Where am I?”

“In the village.”

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“But I don’t want to listen to the Ricky Gervais podcast.”

“Don’t be silly. Everyone in the village listens to the Ricky Gervais podcast.”

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“But… I threw my Samsung TicToc in the sea.”

“No, your Samsung TicToc is right here.”