We don’t think it’s unreasonable to suggest the viewer is being encouraged to mentally insert a penis into the space where this MP3 player sits.
Only mentally. Physically would require permission forms to be filled out and signed by her parents and frankly that’s more trouble than it’s worth.
Grip it properly! Don’t be timid. We’re not paying you to be timid. Use all your fingers.
Brace yourself for the next photo. It’s a “How did that one get in here?” joke.
How did that one get in here?
In this one she’s gazing at the belly button, wondering why the fluff is always blue to take her mind off it.
Generally rubbing it around.
Eyes closed, teeth gritted in preparation for impact.
filed in Uncategorized on Jul.19, 2010