It’s that man again! Same PANICKED expression and rigid frame, although he seems to have ruffled his hair a little in honour of there being a celebrity around.

longoria standing near

Wank him off, Eva. It’ll calm him down once he’s got his first one out of the way.

eva longoria overstocked

Here’s another one, showing Eva’s new fridge DANGEROUSLY OVERSTOCKED. There’ll be grape juice everywhere if she slams that door.

lg-massive-fridge

Wish we were invited to this event. Who do we talk to at LG about pretending we’re white goods journalists?