Samsung’s new N230 netbook and PARK-BASED LIFESTYLE PHOTOGRAPHY!
Here’s a lovely photo story, in which two ladies go to the park to look at dog photographs on their new Samsung N230 “netbook” and mess around with bubbles.
Here they are on the way to the park. The practical one in the blue dress has brought something to sit on and some food, while the one in white is only bothered about going on the internet. She probably finds the one in the blue hard work.
No idea what they’re laughing about. In which order they’d wank off the England team to cheer them up? “Who’s last? WAYNE ROONEY! HA HA HA!”
Oh, she didn’t bring something to sit on, just a change of outfits. We suspect this sequence is designed to illustrate the N230’s 10.1-inch LED backlit anti-reflective display.
We have stopped paying attention to CPUs, so the Intel N450 this comes with means nothing. All we know is we went through a period of reviewing laptops for “work” about two years ago, and everything that had an Intel Atom inside it was rubbish.
Is this what women do?
filed in ACTUAL PRODUCTS, PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPHY on Jun.28, 2010
June 28th, 2010 on 2:12 pm
The one in the blue dress has a chest like a 12 year old boy
June 28th, 2010 on 2:24 pm
This is exactly what women do, shortly before undressing each other. I hope.
June 28th, 2010 on 2:26 pm
PS – Miss Blue dress has a shocking over-bite! Would come in handy for making decorative edges in pastry.
June 28th, 2010 on 2:50 pm
Nonny – that’s exactly what caught my eye at first too. Maybe that’s why she’s so scrawny?
Still, probably would, provided they eat something.
And stop waving that bloody laptop round like that, you’re going to break it
Still, I suppose it could go on bitbroken then. Anyone have any submissions for that, btw? I’m almost out after only 50-odd posts…
June 28th, 2010 on 3:54 pm
“Is this what women do?”
No.
Also, the second and third lots of outfits are really awful. Everything is baggy and shapeless and drab.
June 28th, 2010 on 4:29 pm
It’s hard to burst bubbles efficiently with just your hands though, isn’t it? Oh dear me yes. My 7 year old encounters this problem a lot. IT’s bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, the life of a 7 year old. Of course, because I’m a supportive and empowering parent, I always hand him whatever piece of expensive wireless technology is closest. It helps him with his bursting immensly, so it’s nice to see this function officically recognised by Samsung. The iPad is cracking for this; its minimal inertia means he can wave it around like a disturbed whose sedation has worn off, but Apple are far too up themselves to advertise this great use of their machine. Shame. It pretty much tops the weight-to-bursting-area ratio tables for wireless computers.
June 28th, 2010 on 8:07 pm
I think I’ll save myself some cash and buy some bubble mixture. Looks like more fun than that netbook. Also, where the fuck do they live? Some kind of low crime utopia? Tsk.
June 28th, 2010 on 8:32 pm
Maybe it’s yet another remake of The Prisoner and those bubbles are the new Rover? Though they both look far too happy for either of them to be Number 2 or Number 6.
@Marimo – Hope this helps, and hope it doesn’t take you too long to save up…
June 29th, 2010 on 6:14 pm
Young, financially independent women having an aggressively carefree time.
Where would they even find out about this device? They only know about ipods, going into the computer shop asking for one of those ipods with a screen and keyboard.
The rancid bitches.
July 3rd, 2010 on 7:19 pm
I don’t think I’ve ever seen less boobs.
July 7th, 2010 on 6:50 pm
Boobs are for 15″ laptops and on. This is what you get with a netbook.