Comments on: Businessmen eating awkward party food and trying to smile about it

By: GigerPunk

GigerPunk — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 08:04:26 +0000

To be honest, I think he would’ve probably had not that much more chocolate on him if he had done it that way.

And no, not Germany, he just ran away to England.

By: ThreeOliveMartini

ThreeOliveMartini — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 06:31:43 +0000

I was hoping the friend would have stuck his face in and tried to drink like he would from a water fountain. But then I guess for a wedding cupped hands* is more classy.

* Here comes Cadbury’s

By: PapalVisit

PapalVisit — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 19:35:20 +0000

Germany?

By: GigerPunk

GigerPunk — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 16:21:51 +0000

Unfortunately, no. It ended with his humiliation in the office and him leaving the country.

By: Enn

Enn — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 15:27:56 +0000

If it ends with him using biscuits/strawberries/marshmallows/little sticks, thát's the story you should have told.

By: GigerPunk

GigerPunk — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 14:53:53 +0000

Oh, you know him too then? That’s another story entirely and doesn’t end with ‘He unzipped his trousers’, it starts with it.

By: LameRegisterCommentSignOff

LameRegisterCommentSignOff — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 14:28:45 +0000

By: Men no me

Men no me — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 13:12:26 +0000

“One of our friends got so drunk he forgot about the biscuits/strawberries/marshmallows/little sticks you’re supposed to use and just…”

“Cupped hands” was not what I was thinking. In fact, should you retell this story again, end with, “he unzipped his trousers…”. Far more readable and quite frankly, believable.

By: A Nonny-Mouse

A Nonny-Mouse — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 10:54:30 +0000

I want to see all these things and know that my life will remain meaningless until I do.

While we’re at it…

‘Business men and women whose teeth would be useful for making decorative pastry edges?’

‘Business men who are in porn movies?’

No?

Mine’s the slightly greasy anorak.

By: GigerPunk

GigerPunk — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 10:25:22 +0000

Had a chocolate fountain at my wedding (yes, I know).
One of our friends got so drunk he forgot about the biscuits/strawberries/marshmallows/little sticks you’re supposed to use and just cupped his hands and tried to drink from it that way.
He looked like he’s been in a German scheisse movie.

So, you could do ‘Business men who look like they’re in a porn movie’?