Comments on: CELEBRITY HOLDING: Maria Sharapova has a go on the Sony Ericsson X10 Mini

By: Monster pound

Monster pound — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 14:22:42 +0000

I’d still like to hit my balls against her racquet all the same. If you know what I mean.

By: Mostly Harmless

Mostly Harmless — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 12:55:06 +0000

‘Douche’ is the most feeble-sounding American insult they’ve yet devised, irrespective of what it means. I hate it when they ruin a perfectly good line in Family Guy by relying on it. Makes Brian sound like he’s impersonating an 80′s drum machine…

By: Men no me

Men no me — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 11:45:12 +0000

Giger, I think that’s just a Live-Quasi-Strong bracelet.

From their website, “for those not ready to fully commit to a bright yellow bracelet guaranteed to clash with any outfit, the Live-Quasi-Strong twine bracelet shows your somewhat concerned about diseases without implying your a douche about it.

By: courtster

courtster — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 11:10:26 +0000

I thought she was hotter than that… At least she has a good choice in phones

By: GigerPunk

GigerPunk — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 09:51:43 +0000

What’s with the twine round her wrist?
Has she recently escaped from an incredibly inept kidnapper, obsessed with her constant grunting?
Rather than using a good heavyweight rope or chain, looped round a cast iron radiator or similar, he must have tied her to a portable electric fire with some string. She promptly escaped, took him out with an out-of-character overhead smash and is now trying to work out how to call the authorities on his mobile. Seems quite happy about it too.