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By: GigerPunk

GigerPunk — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 10:08:18 +0000

Realised I saw this Miquita woman the other day ‘co-presenting’ a cheap C4 evening-filler show “100 Greatest Ads” with some bloke called Nick Grimshaw.
Jesus it was painful.
Not changing my ‘wouldn’t’ stance, unless there’s a third option which involves being able to drown them all (June Sarpong included for good measure) in hot pig slurry.

By: DickSocrates

DickSocrates — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 16:16:54 +0000

I hate Miquita Oliver. Dozy fucking bitch.

By: super me do 2000

super me do 2000 — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 10:56:51 +0000

I think I’m going to add the “cunt” option (although I’m debating if this option implies “wouldn’t” or not) to the usual choice of two. Then

Cunt
Cunt
Cunt
No fucking idea who you are. Wouldn’t.

@Badben: I thought the whole point of celebrities is that they could sacrifice a health, free-time and self respect so that there’s always super hot out-of-our-league-ers to watch on the telly? I see loads of real people EVERY DAY and I don’t fantasize about some of them.

By: GigerPunk

GigerPunk — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 08:44:49 +0000

Oh god. I’d do June Sarpong without hesitation.
In the face.
With a cricket bat.

By: Buffoon

Buffoon — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 08:08:39 +0000

Hopefully you’re thinking of Margherita Taylor and not June “slug-lips” Sarpong ?

By: Badben

Badben — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 15:59:56 +0000

I see that you are stung by your 1/666th reduction.

tbh I’m not exacty moaning for Miquita, but given that she seems slightly ‘realer’ than your average sleb I thought I’d be on her side. I rather more WOULD that one who had the T4 job previousy, but I can’t remember her name

By: marimo

marimo — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 15:58:10 +0000

wouldn’t
would
would punch in the face
would (the lass out of Alpahbeat) / wouldn’t (the rest of Alphabeat)

By: GigerPunk

GigerPunk — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 15:10:50 +0000

Right, according to her wiki page; "She co-hosted Channel 4's Popworld from 2001-2006 and continues to present on T4, as well as having her own show, The Month With Miquita, on 4Music. She has also worked in radio, hosting shows on BBC Radio 1 and 1Xtra." So, that explains why I have no idea who she is. Still wouldn't, no matter how much peer pressure you lot try to exert. Fill yer boots Badben, I'll hold on for Kate Humble instead.

By: Badben

Badben — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 14:51:12 +0000

Minus 0.15% to Mr. G. Punk for WOULDN’Ting Miguita. Shocking bad show old chap, what?
I’ll grant her a double WOULD in case that cheers her up any.

By: Men no me

Men no me — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 14:33:28 +0000

Why is that man taking out the trash? Surely they have people to do that? Is that a Hefty 3-ply bag?