Remember video calling? It was a minor fad in the year 2005, when a few high-end mobile phones came with two cameras on them because the mobile networks wanted to make billions of pounds out of us video calling each other for £6.99 per minute.

It didn’t catch on because we’re all actually quite ugly.

iphone 4 video calls

That’s not a problem in Apple’s MENTAL PRETEND LAND, where everyone’s got acceptable faces.