Comments on: Apple’s WWDC 2010 innovations revealed

By: Sponge Finge

Sponge Finge — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 13:13:11 +0000

Of course the iRony here is that Dick Socrates owns a Mac Pro. Who would have expected such subtle humour?

By: Paul

Paul — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 09:58:37 +0000

Much as I hate to admit it, they do make some innovative stuff that works with as little hassle as possible. The bastards. It’s the implied smugness they imbue into every product that sickens right thinking people. That advert where they describe the tablet-thing as ‘magical’ makes me want to cockpunch* the nearest Apple employee.

*from International Karate on the Commodore 64. A well timed cockpunch ended any fight immediately.

By: anonymous [1]

anonymous [1] — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 21:44:10 +0000

…And what do the drops of liquid signify in the picture? I suppose they were just using the latest “cool” feature in some software package beginning with the letter “i”.

Well those would have to be “iDrops”, of course.

And yes, I realize that might have just been a rhetorical question and I’ve overlooked some subtle sarcasm or irony or something. It’s hard to sense these thing online.

By: Buffy Minton

Buffy Minton — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 20:32:57 +0000

Dick, can I congratulate you on your encapsulation of all of my Apple based anger into one convenient post.
I share your angst brother.
And what do the drops of liquid signify in the picture? I suppose they were just using the latest “cool” feature in some software package beginning with the letter “i”.

By: Enn

Enn — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 17:31:16 +0000

Folders. Drag. Drop. Organize. Rename into something ambiguous. Hide in another folder. Open at appropriate time.

By: Dick Socrates

Dick Socrates — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 17:27:17 +0000

Fuckwits Drag. Drop. Orgazm.

Their little slogans make me want to tear someone’s fucking ears off and push them into their eyes until blood starts gushing out their nostrils. An infuriating bunch of fucker cunts. Hold features back, on purpose, then announce them to their gormless sycophantic shit glugging Stephen Fry sympathisers to rapturous applause, who will say “hey, that’s cool” in an unthinking, relaxed, pointless, way, even if they are from Britain and have no right to use the word cool unless specifically referring to the temperature of something.

I can hear the voice that would say it too, some knowing, smarmy American SanFranCuntsco smug shit bollocks fuck. Nyuh Nyuh. Nyuh. Nyuh.

And how is the iphone connected to productivity? Wasting time looking at your portable screen displaying the latest news headlines which (a) haven’t changed since you last saw them on the TV or on your real computer, and (b) the general public don’ need to know about anyway because they’re pointless, is not productivity.

Fucking crumbs.