Comments on: The first UK Apple iPad buyer! http://extralast.com/2010/05/28/the-first-uk-apple-ipad-buyer/ Mon, 09 Jan 2012 15:25:05 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: Cyberfyn http://extralast.com/2010/05/28/the-first-uk-apple-ipad-buyer/#comment-3213 Cyberfyn Sat, 29 May 2010 10:25:58 +0000 http://www.extralast.com/2010/05/28/the-first-uk-apple-ipad-buyer/#comment-3213 That’s Roy. He lives with his mum in a council flat. He’s been saving his incapacity benefit (depression) for ages for his Ipad. Probably.

]]> By: Dick Socrates http://extralast.com/2010/05/28/the-first-uk-apple-ipad-buyer/#comment-3212 Dick Socrates Sat, 29 May 2010 08:39:43 +0000 http://www.extralast.com/2010/05/28/the-first-uk-apple-ipad-buyer/#comment-3212 Apple gives me the same feeling as Scientology.

And Stpehen Fry is a fuckwit. Sycofantic, gushing, twat. And when was the last time a new novel was a cultural event? You can’t count Harry Potter or The Da Vinci Code, unless you mean ‘anything popular with the common herd’ to be culture. In which case that makes the ipad launch on par with Eastenders.

Gushing-twat.

]]> By: marimo http://extralast.com/2010/05/28/the-first-uk-apple-ipad-buyer/#comment-3211 marimo Sat, 29 May 2010 03:54:46 +0000 http://www.extralast.com/2010/05/28/the-first-uk-apple-ipad-buyer/#comment-3211 Yeah, he’s got the kind of twat haircut that I would normally associate with Apple products. Another reason why this grim looking bald man is my new hero. I hope to see this become a movement. A new plan to sneak people like this guy covertly into Apple promotional photography. It’s the only way to destroy them.

]]> By: Trilby http://extralast.com/2010/05/28/the-first-uk-apple-ipad-buyer/#comment-3210 Trilby Fri, 28 May 2010 21:27:23 +0000 http://www.extralast.com/2010/05/28/the-first-uk-apple-ipad-buyer/#comment-3210 Nate Lanxon (?!), editor of Wired.co.uk, looks like a twat.

]]> By: Anonymous http://extralast.com/2010/05/28/the-first-uk-apple-ipad-buyer/#comment-3209 Anonymous Fri, 28 May 2010 20:53:29 +0000 http://www.extralast.com/2010/05/28/the-first-uk-apple-ipad-buyer/#comment-3209 Reminds me of Monty Python’s Gumby.

]]> By: Abused Dog http://extralast.com/2010/05/28/the-first-uk-apple-ipad-buyer/#comment-3208 Abused Dog Fri, 28 May 2010 19:08:37 +0000 http://www.extralast.com/2010/05/28/the-first-uk-apple-ipad-buyer/#comment-3208 Talking of potato faced late-middle-aged men being caught photographed around this product today, did anyone see Stephen Fry? He announced it not merely as the launch of a new ‘technology’ but something with far more ‘import’: a “cultural event, like a new novel…even.” You could almost see the dollar signs revolving in his eyes like a cartoon character from Warner Brothers. Revolting fat poof. I’m all for the gays and their ideas but he could turn me right off them.

]]> By: marimo http://extralast.com/2010/05/28/the-first-uk-apple-ipad-buyer/#comment-3207 marimo Fri, 28 May 2010 16:36:08 +0000 http://www.extralast.com/2010/05/28/the-first-uk-apple-ipad-buyer/#comment-3207 Did Apple shares plummet today, following this disastrous photo of a middle-aged man buying computer hardware? That guy’s more “Maplin” than “Mac”, I would have thought.

Still, bumped my self-esteem up a little bit today. Apple users really aren’t better looking, hipper and cooler than us! All that marketing crap really is complete bollocks. And the world is slightly better place to live in as a result.

]]> By: Men no me http://extralast.com/2010/05/28/the-first-uk-apple-ipad-buyer/#comment-3206 Men no me Fri, 28 May 2010 14:51:01 +0000 http://www.extralast.com/2010/05/28/the-first-uk-apple-ipad-buyer/#comment-3206 that’s a crappy hold as well.

]]> By: Paul http://extralast.com/2010/05/28/the-first-uk-apple-ipad-buyer/#comment-3205 Paul Fri, 28 May 2010 13:55:26 +0000 http://www.extralast.com/2010/05/28/the-first-uk-apple-ipad-buyer/#comment-3205 I spy a professional Apple grinner in the background.

]]> By: John http://extralast.com/2010/05/28/the-first-uk-apple-ipad-buyer/#comment-3204 John Fri, 28 May 2010 13:36:19 +0000 http://www.extralast.com/2010/05/28/the-first-uk-apple-ipad-buyer/#comment-3204 Should have smiled like an American would have done. It’s always better to smile than to admit defeat like that. Nothing about the guy is too unusual either. Smile and the world smiles with you.

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