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This latest Teclast finding was submitted by “GigerPunk” who is extremely vigilant and selfless when it comes to regularly checking the Teclast site for new photoshoots.
Here she is doing here “I’ve been naughty and I know it” face. She’s got yogurt on the trackpad, we’d imagine.
Needs a bit of sun.
Needs a bit of [EDIT TO PERSONAL TASTE].
filed in ACTUAL PRODUCTS, TECLAST on May.17, 2010
May 17th, 2010 on 1:45 pm
She’s a bit boss-eyed for my tastes. Also, possibly paler than Nicola from Girls Aloud, if that’s possible. Is her head incredibly massive in that last shot?
Sorry to complain, but we’ve seen better from Teclast. Sadly, it’s a wouldn’t from me, Nigel.
May 17th, 2010 on 2:18 pm
Amazingly lifelike, where can I buy this ‘Teclast Realdoll’?
May 17th, 2010 on 2:34 pm
You think she’s boss-eyed, you should see the one Idiot didn’t use…
There was another, even paler one as well.
May 17th, 2010 on 2:51 pm
I love pale ladies. Come on then, let’s see the boss-eyed beauty that Idiot is selfishly keeping to himself.
May 17th, 2010 on 2:55 pm
She’s not boss-eyed, she’s Chinese. Stop being such a virulent racist.
May 17th, 2010 on 3:56 pm
How do you know she’s Chinese?
Who’s the virulent racist now?
Anyway, is this one boss-eyed or mongoloid?
May 17th, 2010 on 4:02 pm
Arse. That should be Mongoloid with a capital M, obviously.
Wasn’t implying she’s Down syndrome.
Just boss-eyed.
Still would though.
May 17th, 2010 on 6:00 pm
Mongoloids need loving too. Afterwards I can steal her laptop and tell the caretakers it was mine to begin with. “She lies, it’s to get attention, now go clean her off”. Would!
May 17th, 2010 on 6:02 pm
^Still not famous enough to get recognized without declaring myself. :[
May 17th, 2010 on 6:37 pm
I wasn’t accusing anyone of being a virulent racist. I was being jolly.
I deduced she was Chinese from my 10 second investigation that suggested that Teclast is Chinese and not, say, Korean. I personally ruled out Japanese being somewhat aware of the difference between Chinese and Japanese people. However, she could be Japanese.
I should have just said ‘oriental’ for fun.
May 17th, 2010 on 10:02 pm
Most annoying photography EVER. There isn’t a single decent shot of (what I presume is) a netbook. Also they really need to put something in there for scale.
May 17th, 2010 on 11:31 pm
You have to respect her work ethic in the fourth one.
Keeps shooting even though she’s had a stroke.
May 18th, 2010 on 7:56 am
I just realised… after several of these updates, I have never had any idea what Teclast actually sells.
Nor do I care.
May 18th, 2010 on 11:30 am
Clearly would. And double would the boss eyed one. I could pretend she was going all squiffy eyed due to my extremely arousing pre-contact climax (just like the one I’m doing now).
Also, do you think buying a teclast product would justify storing all of the teclast promo images on it?
May 18th, 2010 on 1:59 pm
Sorry, I think I meant bog-eyed. Sorry for any confusion or implied racism that boss-eyed might have caused.
May 18th, 2010 on 3:21 pm
Paul, I am not sure you are moving toward confusing or non-racist with bog-eyed.
As a bog-frequenter, I take offense to that.
May 19th, 2010 on 12:08 pm
Arses. Where do you stand on sken-eyed?
May 19th, 2010 on 2:07 pm
directly over them, of course. Where do you stand on them?