Comments on: Instant World Cup Party Barbecue

By: Erk

Erk — Wed, 12 May 2010 20:51:34 +0000

I don’t hate football, I just hate all the hype and over-exitement about the whole thing. Anyone buying or selling “world cup special” anything should be treated with a hot poker up the backside.

By: Men no me

Men no me — Wed, 12 May 2010 11:42:34 +0000

From here on out, I shall be telling the ladies I can last 20 minutes.*

*where 20 minutes = immediately. Thanks barbequick.net!

By: Prison Hardman

Prison Hardman — Wed, 12 May 2010 11:28:18 +0000

I just wonder when Shrek’s gonna be sent off this time.

By: johnnytruant

johnnytruant — Wed, 12 May 2010 10:32:00 +0000

“Don’t be tempted to light the barbecue too soon – the Instant World Cup Party Barbecue is ready to cook on immediately just 20 minutes after lighting and will last the full 90 minutes.”

Immediately just 20 minutes later?

I call illiterate PR wanker.

By: GigerPunk

GigerPunk — Wed, 12 May 2010 10:09:55 +0000

1. No Face? No batteries? No lifestyle shots? I’m confused. And worried that this place is going to turn into some kind of sports site…

2. Mashed up veins and fat? Well, that’s just nose-to-tail easting isn’t it? If I’m going to have eat all the unsavoury parts of the animal, then I’d rather eat those bits in the form of sausages and burgers.

3. £6.99? They’re having a laugh aren’t they?

4. Come on Ing-er-land! Let’s hope they win by straight sets! (that’s normally enough to get any football loving idiots in my office to leave me alone)

By: Tosser

Tosser — Wed, 12 May 2010 10:03:53 +0000

Jesus Christ – Reading this drivel makes me feel like booking in at the Swedish Euthanasia clinic

“is ready to cook on immediately” well, after 20 minutes it is – wankers!