We now think it’s an air conditioning unit
And this is the air conditioning unit repairman. Looks like the sort of man you can’t wait to get rid of, while you stand there, nodding and smiling on the outside, while on the inside imagining yourself knocking him out with one punch.
It tells a story. No idea what story. Image #4 will probably involve panic, image #5 blood.
filed in PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPHY on May.04, 2010
May 4th, 2010 on 12:59 pm
It’s a baby-grater and a cooled grated-baby-storing-facility .
May 4th, 2010 on 1:00 pm
It’s obviously a baby grater.
May 4th, 2010 on 1:24 pm
That looks like the worst magic show ever.
May 4th, 2010 on 2:50 pm
At first I thought it was an adult film I’ve seen…
“Hi, I am here to fix the air conditioner, ah I see you have the THD2333, nice choice.”
“And here you go little man, wouldn’t you like to play with this in another room so Mommy and I can, ah, get to know each other better.”
“Gosh darn kid just won’t leave will he?”
…and then realized it was just a reflection of my life.
May 4th, 2010 on 3:43 pm
He’s not the air conditioning unit repairman, he’s the air conditioning unit salesman. He’s going to start stomping on it to show how durable it is in a minute. And then he’ll start talking really really fast when you try to politely ask him to leave because he’s been talking non-stop for 40 minutes. At least that’s what that double-glazing salesman was like when he visited my house that time.
May 4th, 2010 on 6:39 pm
One more for magic show. I think the idea is he puts the baby into that fold-out cage thing, and then…
Well, anyone who’s seen The Prestige will know the trick I’m talking about.
It’s basically China’s new and improved population control method.
May 4th, 2010 on 8:08 pm
How did he do that?!
May 5th, 2010 on 1:03 am
They’re screengrabs from the final episode of Lost where it’s revealed that the whole thing has taken place inside an air conditioning unit in Jin and Sun’s flat.
The baby is probably Locke.
May 5th, 2010 on 9:35 am
Just to confirm, that’s the AIR FILTER he’s waving about, isn’t it? As in the thing at the back of the aircon that gets clogged up with shite and fluff and that? And he’s waving it about in front of the baby…
It’s also a holding photo, but I like your Lost idea, Trilby.
May 5th, 2010 on 3:10 pm
Bilal – yes it’s a holding photo, but look at the form! That baby is about to fall out of her hands is #2
Are those crotch-grabs in #1 and #2? Is that even legal?
Or maybe -
#1 – you stop crying or I put you in box.
#2 – ah good baby, if you cry again you’ll go to baby jail, the walls look like this.
#3 – baby is cured. Mom is most grateful. “Yes, the baby jail sample always works.”