The 7000, 8000 and 9000 LED TV range is ideal for viewing still images of shoes and holidays. The credit card will not be pointing in the direction of Philips.

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“Is that him? Carlos? The one you shagged while I was out bungie jumping and catching chlamydia off the rep?”

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“I bloody TOLD YOU it was the new Doctor Who last night.”

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That show looks OK. Would watch that, as long as none of them are wearing any tights. You “pantyhose” enthusiasts are some sick fuckos. Bare toes all the way.

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And what’s that supposed to be? Time Team? If this was done properly, she’d be watching something about fat people being made to go on diets by the government while he stares at his phone wondering if there’s any local dogging going on tonight.