iPad available for order at “unbelievable price”
You don’t say. Nice to know that Apple is also claiming it can do magic.
Americans can pay anything from $500 to $830 for one of the things, with 3G models available later in the month. We thought there was going to be UK prices on the UK Apple Store when we started doing this update. That would’ve been slightly more interesting.
filed in ACTUAL PRODUCTS on Apr.03, 2010


April 3rd, 2010 on 12:20 pm
Adding a zero will do the trick. Usually does.
April 5th, 2010 on 1:09 am
The great thing about the iPad is that in a couple of years when everyone has come to see it as the ridiculous cunt’s folly that it clearly is, all we’ll ever have to do to win an argument with an Apple zealot is mention the iPad. It’s over-priced, lacking in functionality and the subject of a whirlwind of unwarranted hyperbole. Of course, everything Apple does carries with it a whiff of all those things. But the iPad is the mother load. It’s the ultimate Apple con. All that bullshit in spades, the perfect Apple product.
It just has to fail.
April 5th, 2010 on 11:05 am
Better for wanking in bed than a heavy laptop though… ah, shit – no Flash video – you’re right it’s rubbish.
April 5th, 2010 on 2:17 pm
out with it, how many did you buy marimo???
April 5th, 2010 on 4:07 pm
I’ve heard that the screen is just a mirror. You THINK you are seeing the internet etc but in fact you are staring at your own rotting and skeletal mind…
April 6th, 2010 on 5:01 pm
Oi! Don’t make nasty accusations like that. If I had one though, I can’t think of a better use for it than this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAl28d6tbko
(Well, Ok I can. I’d be selling on ebay to Apple loving chumps, obviously)
April 6th, 2010 on 7:29 pm
I don’t see the problem- great for a surface from which to snort coke. My iphone is a bit small, and there isn’t always a rent boy with suitably pert buttocks from which to do a horking great line, prior to autographing copies of my Grant Schapps Offical Twitter Feed Printout to raise campaign funds..
(oo, topical)