Ladies’ bags with FACES #223453
Here’s another one of these, accompanied by a touching story about a reader who maintains a SECRET LIFE as an ordinary member of society who does shockingly normal things. Really wish we’d tagged up all the previous ‘Bags with Faces’ we’ve had as there’s been loads and they’ve all been quite good.
We didn’t think there would be enough mileage in it to make into a proper ‘thing’. If only we’d known just how much it could’ve been milked.
“While out wedding shoe shopping with my soon-to-be wife, god help me, I spotted this little fella which cheered me up no end. As you can see from the pic I tried to secretly take the photo while my GF was distracting the shopkeeper, who I shall call Big Gay Al, after the South Park Character. While nonchalantly pretending to text. Hence the thumb in frame. The bag looked a bit S&M to me, so I was disappointed not to find an orange ball inside when I managed to unbolt his cakehole” – Ian / Cyberfyn.
THE PS:
“After several hours we still didn’t find ‘the’ shoes”
filed in STATIC OBJECTS WITH FACES on Mar.05, 2010
March 5th, 2010 on 12:26 pm
****UPDATE****
I can now confirm that we have the shoes (£120 Fucking quid)! I’m going to turn up in my CAT riggers boots just to make a statement……..
March 5th, 2010 on 12:51 pm
Best. Post. Ever.
March 5th, 2010 on 1:10 pm
If it turns out anything like my wedding, she’ll end up not wearing them most of the day because they hurt her feet and they’ll be kept in their box for years afterwards as they were her ‘wedding shoes’ even though she wore her new rock boots most of the day.
Best of luck
March 5th, 2010 on 4:47 pm
Mine’s worse. I found she was starting to store her stuff in my wardrobe so I checked hers out and it was full of empty fucking shoe boxes. When I braced her on this she said she was going to use them as food parcels for the poor babies in Africa. I can’t help feeling she was lying to mask some aberrant behaviour that I can’t even begin to fathom.
Grounds for divorce?
March 5th, 2010 on 5:20 pm
Grounds for divorce? Could be. What possible use do empty show boxes have? My GF seems to collect tupperware™.
Presumably for some similar humanitarian purpose.
March 5th, 2010 on 7:58 pm
If Cyberfyn didn’t spend all his time on frivolities like “getting married” then he would know that this bag looks just like a Volus from Mass Effect.
March 6th, 2010 on 11:05 am
Lol. It does look a bit like a Volus Shopkeeper, only without all the heavy breathing. Finished ME2 on Soldier and now trying as an Adept on hard.
So there
March 6th, 2010 on 9:49 pm
The pink photo smudge which gives a sense of the proximity of a man’s thumb towards my face makes me feel quite unusually sickened, in a psychological way. I tried to say it made me feel nauseaous but I couldn’t spell it becuase I’m a bit pissed.
March 9th, 2010 on 2:01 am
Ooh, bags and shoes! I knew if I stuck round here long enough I’d find something to relate to.
I wore 12 pound flip flops from New Look and a gold bikini at my wedding.
March 9th, 2010 on 8:32 am
£5 says ThreeOliveMartini is a 42 year old male plumber. (Still, on a slow news day, I’m sure Zorg would post the pictures. Hold something with a spiral on it to secure the gig).
March 9th, 2010 on 2:16 pm
is it not <a href="http://api.ning.com/files/3hUuBbBE**Gtf*NTZe2uIzlQQ3ZCCVcgrwa3*5hdRie*DxQOwe9QrPZfPUw7YTCNEMGMPp8-nIITGrh1qnyWazKaof8OntB3/boosh.jpg"The Boosh?
March 9th, 2010 on 4:41 pm
So I would get 5 quid if Zorg posted a picture of me in the wedding bikini, holding a dreamcast logo, looking neither male, 42 nor like a plumber?
Sounds achievable, although I should warn you – the flip-flops have long since gone in the bin (got what I paid for) and the holding definitely wouldn’t be up to telcast standards.
Plus it would run this risk of turning this site into a tawdry ‘readers who are also wives’ spectacle…
Hmm, Idiot, idea for new blog?