It’s primary design feature is to help dentists learn about not poking their instruments through a patient’s cheek while subtly glancing at the cleavage of lady patients whenever they blink. It’s secondary and tertiary design features are as yet undocumented.
“I’m sure there are better uses for this technology. Can’t think what they could be, though” – Darrell
filed in OFF THE INTERNET on Mar.30, 2010