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So they were someone else’s thumbs stuck on by computer. Case closed.
filed in OFF THE INTERNET on Mar.12, 2010
Of all the things to get obsessed with, people are obsessed with Megan Fox’s thumbs? How odd…
So, I’m assuming the hand model was only used on the product closeup, or did they digitally stick her thumbs into all the shots?
Sorry, I mean would and would, obviously.
Anyone got a link to a picture of these ‘infamously ugly’ thumbs? I want to see them for myself.
No, it’s ok I found one myself: http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Megan-Fox-t04.jpg
Yes, it’s the thumbs that really stick out in that picture. They stick out like a pair of inflamed first-digits.
What genius wrote that report and then decided to attach a shot of the model that only showed her face?
Does look a bit more like an opposeable index finger instead of a thumb.
But just close your eyes and imagine those digits firmly wrapped around the handle of your LG Vacuum cleaner.
She has opposable big toes to make up for it.
Poor girl. No wonder she has low self-esteem. Christ, beautiful famous people are supposed to have flawless thumbs now? Fucking hell. I dread to think what terrible things people would say about me if I ever became famous (instead of just thinking terrible things about me and staying quiet as is the case now).
I wonder how much she charges per hour for her thumbs?
If you closed your eyes you could imagine it was Megan who was sliding them both up there at the same time.
Hi there intranetto land and for my initial message to you all i say these cockle warming words:
Megan Fox, what a cunt!
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