Comments on: The Sony “Bloggie” HD video camera and LIFESTYLE VIDEOGRAPHY!

By: Hieronymus P. Organthruster

Hieronymus P. Organthruster — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 13:45:31 +0000

Young, beautiful, athletic, poncy, vaguely Mediterranean and with a winky no bigger than an AA battery. We hope.

By: Paul

Paul — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 13:06:50 +0000

Oh Sony, Sony, Sony. Some of your products aren’t actually all bad, but your terrible lifestyle photography and naming a product ‘bloggie’ smash any admiration I once had for your products into a thin paste, only to scrape that paste into a battered tin that then gets left on a shelf in the garage of an obsessive compulsive, who slowly fills the garage with waste paper over the years until the tin is hidden from view.
Finally, when the garage is demolished, (after being burnt to the ground by local residents on the presumption that the obsessive compulsive is probably a paedophile), the tin splits apart amidst the falling brickwork, but by now age and fire-damage mean the thin paste has evaporated into nothing more than a discolouration on the inside of the now crushed tin. Nobody notices or cares.

The disc tray action is starting to sound a bit tired on my PS2.

By: Morgan

Morgan — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 12:35:44 +0000

I wasnt bitter. But I am now.

By: PC London

PC London — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 12:02:20 +0000

You’re just bitter because you aren’t young, beautiful, athletic, poncy, vaguely Mediterranean, a professional model and have limitless amounts of cash and free time to spend with your cardboard cut-out friends.

By: Hieronymus P. Organthruster

Hieronymus P. Organthruster — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 11:48:28 +0000

Although the cunt with the glasses (Innovations catalogue, £11.99) in the first image is clearly a massive bellend, he’s also not a Apple user. An Apple user would be back at the hotel room charging up his iPhone and/or hunting around for the USB cable (Apple Store, £15 – seriously), at the same time uploading the several dozen artistically cropped images of clouds he took during the flight to his Flickr account, together with a photo of some G-list celebrity hunched over a MacBook Air in the airport lounge. Because of course, using Photoshop and Flickr on a £1,399 Mac is *entirely* different from the same applications on a £299 PC.