Comments on: APPLE PRETENDS TO INVENT: iPad special report

By: Online Flash Gamer

Online Flash Gamer — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 21:40:37 +0000

Hang on ipad haters! The iPad is going to be huge for Apple, and the competition is already chomping at the bit, so I wouldn’t be surprised to see a new model in 6-12 months to coincide with the OS 4.0 release. We’ve already seen hints of a possible webcam version with iChat.

By: Dr.Cadium

Dr.Cadium — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 04:12:21 +0000

Although this is an exception because this could easily be mistaken for a battery.

By: uberVU - social comments

uberVU - social comments — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 02:22:46 +0000

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By: bilal

bilal — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 10:01:58 +0000

I put Steve jobs’ keynote on at work for a laugh and managed 22 mins before having to turn it off because too many people were seething with rage.

When we eventually get our hands on one here I imagine we’ll be gushing all over it. As to what we’ll be gushing is anyone’s guess, but I expect many excuses will be conjured up as we convince ourselves it’s worth it.

I say wait for those sn0w guys to hack it up a bit to use as a rear view mirror in… hang on, someone else already did that with something else, didn’t they?

By: Sigivald

Sigivald — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 21:25:19 +0000

“No wireless. Less space than a Nomad. Lame.”

By: Abused Dog

Abused Dog — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 20:24:31 +0000

I find the prevalence of the word ‘cunt’ in these comments most satisfactory. The word that just keeps giving. To wit: cunt.

By: Glenn Slagg

Glenn Slagg — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 12:27:54 +0000

Oh dear. An almost mainstream update followed by comments from at least two people that give a shit.
Thank Jesus titty Fucking Christ we’re back to World Series Holding updates.
Now over to UKR…..oh hang on, there’s some cunt with a “4″ instead of an “A” in his name, arguing about what constitutes “1080p”.

By: Festerbestertester

Festerbestertester — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 12:26:32 +0000

Re: Dick Socrates derogatory comments on Stephen Fry’s vaginal similarities. Couldn’t agree more!

Re: Marimo’s hypothesis that Reg Barclay dropped his pad while looking at Counsellor Troi’s arse. Unlikely as her arse showed clear signs of premature aging (?Progarsia). Now if he had been looking at her tits that would have been a different matter.

Re: the iPad. Who gives a fuck?

By: MendicantWriter

MendicantWriter — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 10:42:35 +0000

I’m very disappointed in Stephen Fry.

I like my iPhone, my Macbook, and the three easily palmed iPods I stole from my friends and family members. But this, I do not like. They better market this hard to new iCustomers, because current Apple users have already had their fill of this product in all it’s previous guises. If there were even one shiny new hardware feature or charming software offering, they might sell like crazy. But it hasn’t, so it won’t.

And no, I do not count iBooks as charming or shiny. I’m sure they’ll do some business via iPhone (once it’s ported), but this display isn’t any better for reading than a good laptop. I use an e-paper device for ebooks because, holy shit, they’re actually as good or better than paper.

What I don’t get is this: Why must the apocalyptic hubris of Apple always take the form of a tablet? Why not a giant marshmallow man or a clown-car or something?

By: GigerPunk

GigerPunk — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 09:55:49 +0000

Think Stephen Fry would’ve found a better pun than ‘slating’