Honestly, Vanessa, you only got those new shoes for Christmas, and you’ve already ruined them by drawing all over them? You’re not getting any more shoes. Or trousers. Or anything. You’ll be kept naked in the cellar from now on. It’s all you own fault.

Vanessa hudgens shoes

Know the name from reading terrible celebrity news sites, but presumably nothing she’s been “in” or has “done” has made it over to the UK, as her career path remains a mystery to us.