Good lord. Has it come to this? Are we all so desperate for popularity we will turn to a COOL BIRD IN SUNGLASSES for assistance? We would rather get caught looking at pornography of real birds wearing sunglasses than risk clicking on anything to do with this horrifying page.

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Let’s not even refer to this product/tool by name, lest it gain .0000001 percent more status on the old Google rankings.