The problem with our new-found high-resolution LG press photography resource is it’s all in Korean, meaning it’s often hard to even get a model number out of the sea of squirly bits and smiley faces they use instead of words.

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Fortunately, we are very experienced in the tech world, having worked as a low-level “blogger” on a “tech blog” for nearly 18 months – and can therefore easily tell that’s a MOBILE PHONE she is holding, along with a MOBILE BROADCAST PORTABLE DVD PLAYER. Which must be a DVD player able to stream video through a phone network, right?

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It’s odd that her calves are the same size as her thighs, isn’t it? She must have an extremely specific workout regime, which we would like to observe through a one-way mirror.