Poor old Vodafone isn’t allowed to sell iPhones until after Christmas, January 14 to be precise, so it’s hoping that, for some of you, a good Christmas present to give might be a printed-out credit card receipt showing that you’ve ordered them an iPhone for delivery in January. Wouldn’t that be a lovely gift? Imagine unfolding that print-out on Christmas morning.

How many photos of an iPhone can YOU squeeze onto a product page?


Taken from Vodafone’s begging page. Sadly the Vodafone iPhones start at £35 a month, which is way out of our price range. We don’t even spend that much per month on food and heating.