Let’s all pretend we’re not dreading Christmas with another annual collection of Santa-based promotional images. Here’s what some of what else we found while searching for “Girls Aloud sexy santa outfit red shoes”.

This one seems to be something to illustrate the awesome breadth of festive entertainment available to you, should you happen to like in the Branson Lakes area of… America.

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There will be a Santa for the kids, a magician (centre), a tree for environmentalists to look at, and some sexy mums to make dad feel like it was worthwhile driving all the way there in all that FUCKING TRAFFIC to spend loads of FUCKING MONEY on RUBBISH.

OFFICIAL CAPTION:
“Celebrate the season with Tony Orlando and the Lennon Sisters – one of more than 100 shows in Branson”.