Want someone to talk to?
While doing some research on HP Deskjet models for a thing we do where we pretend to be a man who knows about printers, we found this page – which lets you talk to a woman, live, and for free.

We assume it’s free. Unless times are so hard for HP it’s had to turn to niche sex chat.
filed in ACTUAL PRODUCTS, OFF THE INTERNET, THE MODERN WORLD on Dec.15, 2009

December 15th, 2009 on 12:37 pm
I’ve talked to real live people on two separate banking [sic] websites. Reet helpful they were too.
December 15th, 2009 on 1:48 pm
Were you copying what the first person said and then pasting it into the conversation window for the 2nd person? Then paste their response back to the first? Kinda like playing chess with multiple people at the same time?
December 15th, 2009 on 1:57 pm
Ha, sucker. That’s the pic I use on Facebook and Twitter.
December 15th, 2009 on 2:08 pm
A chess go between. No, I hadn’t the imagination to attempt something so radical. Plus I was too busy trying to secure my 50p loan to put the heating back on for a few hours.
December 15th, 2009 on 10:00 pm
Would plunge my unlicensed syringe into her empty cartridge.