LG’s politically incorrect lovely lady washing machine photo special

Oh dear. Lots of women have been made to stand near a washing machine, clearly inferring that LG believes this to be their place. To be fair, is it about the right height to make a lovely chair for them all.

This is Raquel Sanchez Silva. She’s washing a blanket she used to pat down a wet dog.

This is Maria Castro. Maria is using the delicate wool setting to freshen up a favourite old jumper! She’s not washing it, just giving it a quick spin. That’s a secret she learned from her gran. Helps protect the fabric.

This is Raquel Merono. She’s doing the sheets. Its 11Kg capacity means she can do all the beds at once, freeing up more time for making dinner, vacuuming, sucking off the husband, etc.

This is Arancha de Benito. She wouldn’t say what she was washing. She got all embarrassed about it. Probably bras and pants, all stained from playing in the garden.

This is Monica Estarreado. She’s doing her husband’s work clothes. He’s a plumber. But that’s not how she met him. Everyone thinks that, but they actually met in a supermarket.

This is Silvia Jato. She’s just re-washing last week’s batch of laundry, because she left it in the machine for too long and it got all mildewy.

This is Lola Marcelli. She’s doing her brother’s duvet, as he’s been living in that flat of his for six months now and he hasn’t even washed it once.

This is Natalia Alvarez. She’s doing her bras again for attention.

And finally we have Fabiola Toledo. She’s doing her comfortable trousers because she’s old enough not to have to care so much about fashions.

filed in PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPHY on Dec.07, 2009

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6 comments

GigerPunk said:
December 7th, 2009 on 11:00 am
Right, here goes.

Raquel Sanchez Silva – Would – but wouldn’t trust the washing machine after what it’s done to her dress. X-files or CSI could probably enhace that image to get a better look as well.

Maria Castro – Wouldn’t – Thought I would but then checked the higher res pic and changed mind. Nice how dress appears transparent around cleavage area though

Raquel Merono – Would. Although, what’s she hiding with that scarf? is it horrible scarring? a hairy chest? a goatee beard? Still would, in all those cases though.

Arancha de Benito – Wouldn’t – Doesn’t she own a hairbrush? Or didn’t the photographer?

Monica Estarreado – Wouldn’t – But at first glance thought someone already had, all over her top

Silvia Jato – Wouldn’t – Fur Coat, no knickers. Gotta wonder where she’s been.

Lola Marcelli – Would – Definitely. Repeatedly if allowed.

Natalia Alvarez – Wouldn’t – Strange mouth. And bad roots. And makes me think of Penny Smith for some reason.

Fabiola Toledo – Wouldn’t – Looks like a midget Angelina Jolie standing on a plinth behind some fake mannequin legs. Strangely enough, even given that description, still a wouldn’t.

Mister Moth said:
December 7th, 2009 on 11:14 am
Implying!

Anonymous said:
December 7th, 2009 on 12:40 pm
I’ll wait for Teclast’s washing machin campaigns.

anonymous [1] said:
December 7th, 2009 on 3:52 pm
“Wait a minute. Only eight out of nine of our international appliance models have a last name ending with a vowel! Tell Ms. Alvarez that her services are no longer required. And tell Ms. Estarreado to remove that stained top right now and get it into the washer. She might as well slip out of that feed-sack of a skirt she’s wearing too. But the black stockings can stay on!”