PROMOTIONAL CHRISTMAS: Branson’s entertainment “smorgasbord”
Let’s all pretend we’re not dreading Christmas with another annual collection of Santa-based promotional images. Here’s what some of what else we found while searching for “Girls Aloud sexy santa outfit red shoes”.
This one seems to be something to illustrate the awesome breadth of festive entertainment available to you, should you happen to like in the Branson Lakes area of… America.
There will be a Santa for the kids, a magician (centre), a tree for environmentalists to look at, and some sexy mums to make dad feel like it was worthwhile driving all the way there in all that FUCKING TRAFFIC to spend loads of FUCKING MONEY on RUBBISH.
OFFICIAL CAPTION:
“Celebrate the season with Tony Orlando and the Lennon Sisters – one of more than 100 shows in Branson”.
filed in PROMOTIONAL CHRISTMAS on Dec.01, 2009
December 1st, 2009 on 10:40 am
Even though both of the magicians hands are clearly visible, that old dear on the left has definitely been suprised by something – Now that’s magic!
(Maybe that’s where the middle of his moustache has disappeared to?)
Also, Branson lakes has now given me a mental image of lakes of Branston pickle, which I can’t stand. But would still rather that than any of them in that picture.
December 1st, 2009 on 12:10 pm
Would, everyone in the picture.
But Santa and Magician only with a cock on the end of a 15 foot stick. Does that count?
December 1st, 2009 on 1:21 pm
Powers Boothe has really fallen from grace.
December 1st, 2009 on 5:16 pm
Santa’s right hand is fake. This explains the surprised look on the “old dear”.
I’ve got to get me on of those hip Sherlock hats…
December 1st, 2009 on 6:36 pm
I think they’re sexy grándmums and I would really only do the right most. That is, if she’d let me, and she wouldn’t cause I’d remind her of her grandson. I’d have to force myself onto her, which would furthermore remind her of her grandson.
December 1st, 2009 on 7:31 pm
Ah, she’d probably quite quickly forget and then give you a werthers original afterwards.
And probably a fiver, along with advice to buy yourself a nice pair of jeans with it.
December 2nd, 2009 on 12:47 am
“Ho ho ho!” says Santa.
“You don’t know the half of it mate” smiles elderly Inigo Montoya.
December 2nd, 2009 on 2:39 pm
Giger, is Princess Bride in your movie archives? Nice usage Trilby
December 2nd, 2009 on 2:54 pm
Errrr, yes, pretty sure I have it in my ‘movie archive’ as you call it. Although I’ve often found, after picking up a cheap dvd, when I get home that I’ve already got it. I can never remember if I’ve got a film on dvd or just used to have it on video.
Why do you ask?
December 2nd, 2009 on 5:06 pm
You mentioned you had lots of movies a while back, so I made a bet that you did have it. Side gambling is my thing.
December 2nd, 2009 on 6:10 pm
I guess letting slip little nuggets of information about myself and promptly forgetting about it must be mine then. ‘Nice’ to see someone’s keeping track and slowly building up a picture? Is that the right word?