Apple’s festive in-store Specialists!
Finally! Some new Apple specialists! A red one, a blue one and one who’s so high up the corporate ladder he’s allowed to wear whatever he wants as long as it’s smart.
Yeah, sorry, didn’t say they would be any good. But you’ve had more than enough “good” to look at recently, so consider this PAYBACK from ANGRY DADDY.
Definitely have a video in which the one on the right makes the one on the left cry. Think it was coincidentally also called “One 2 One” or something along those lines.
filed in APPLE SPECIALISTS on Nov.13, 2009
November 13th, 2009 on 11:15 am
The guy in the shirt is meant to be a customer, only Steve Jobs can wear what he wants and he wants to wear a nice black polo neck.
November 13th, 2009 on 11:42 am
Oh shit, so it’s even worse than it first seemed? You have to be ‘appropriately dressed’ if you want to be a customer?
Ewww. Any idea whether Steve Jobs’ utopia more closely resembles THX-1138 or Logans run? It certainly seems more and more like some 70’s futuristic dystopia to me.
November 13th, 2009 on 12:23 pm
Fairly sure the one in the red top is a hired assassin, with something deadly concealed inside that MacBook box.
The one in the shirt is just there for an interview, they accidentally put him in front of the camera and asked him to hold a laptop.
The girl is tilting her head to look cute and sympathetic. This is to cover the fact she has no idea what you are question is, and is hoping the man will step in so she doesn’t have to stand close to you for long.
November 16th, 2009 on 7:58 pm
Isn’t that the taxi driver bloke made famous by BBC news? Maybe he was collecting a fare and was mistaken for an Apple “Genius”.