Two separate MOKO investigations launched
Reader “Ben” managed to dig up an entire sub-category of MOKO action here, while “anonymous[1]” politely informed us of this link on the MOKO site which promisingly has the word “all” in its url, takes quite a long time to load and makes the scroll bar thing go very small.
Here’s a photo of some MOKO men. These would be the competition, were one of us to somehow infiltrate Club MOKO. That’s not how the Vulcan hand gesture is done. Perhaps they are doing a “W” to signify what they are about to do in the toilet cubicles using one of those jam doughnuts?
“But in these two pics there’s some pointing arrows and some sort of cryptic, foreign captions. Anyone want to take a crack at translating?” – anonymous[1].
“Put between”? “Dispose after use”?
filed in PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPHY on Nov.12, 2009
November 12th, 2009 on 4:21 pm
You didn’t have to post those ugly Moko blokes >_<. The rest is good though, except for that girl with the weird eyes; is she a reject from "Twilight"?
November 12th, 2009 on 4:58 pm
What’s the deal? “MOKO: Party LAN club” and I don’t see a modern warfare game going on anywhere. LAME.
November 12th, 2009 on 6:32 pm
So much hanzi. Referring to someone’s tits or vagina must take hours in China. It’s probably full of euphemistic metaphors. 想 and 想.
November 12th, 2009 on 9:39 pm
OMG I’ve got those very same flower shorts as the guy in photo #1.
Fine, I don’t. But now I wish I did. I totally want to raid the donut cupboard with these guys.
The “W” sign is them probably ordering some wassabi from the waiter behind the camera. I’d be down with wielding cool “w” signs with them as well.
November 12th, 2009 on 10:28 pm
I’m trying to wish the black box in picture 2 out of existence. I think everyone should join me.
November 13th, 2009 on 12:42 am
With almost no real effort or consideration I’m going to translate these two captions as “I have two of these” and “Looks kind of like a small owl”.
MOKO! Girl video action here!
http://www.moko.cc/bbs/show/23/1/all/1/1.html
They actually move around a bit!
November 13th, 2009 on 9:51 am
I think I’ve discovered the Japanese symbols for “Would like to fuck these shoes” as illustrated on this caption.
http://img.moko.cc:81/users/0/0/8/images/bbs/src/3d5028c8-baae-44f4-838b-a443cafba4e4.jpg
November 13th, 2009 on 9:52 am
Oh. Sorry. Never mind. Go to anonymous[1]‘s page and scroll down.
November 13th, 2009 on 2:03 pm
Picture 2 doesn’t need a caption. *hnurrrh*
But picture 3′s in probably something to do with her secretly being a hermaphrodite.
I hope. *hnurrh again*
November 14th, 2009 on 1:47 am
Oh, and my apologies if my link made anybody’s “scroll bar thing go very small”.
November 17th, 2009 on 5:06 am
“This dress makes her look really colourful”
“This skirt is very good looking, no?”