Typical American product. Too big, too angular, too bulky, too garish – no wonder they’re all pooing themselves over this monstrosity.


Use of capital letters for DROID is nice, though. For that we would fish one out of the bin.


Here’s a classic from the Motorola Archives. Mother and child are both fantasising about a band member. One wants to be him, the other wants to bump into him backstage after a gig that her husband didn’t want to go to so she went alone and drunk a little bit too much and wore that skirt and those shoes and no one will ever know because he’s leaving the country tomorrow to start a Japanese tour. Something like that.