ALERT CONDITION PINK!

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TECLAST!

ALERT CONDITION PINK!

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TECLAST!

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Poor old reader “GigerPunk” has been bursting his little seams over the Teclast 2009 calendar, which he supposedly emailed in several months ago when a 2009 calendar update may have been a bit more relevant than it is today.

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“How on earth did we miss the Teclast 2009 calendar until now? It’s a solid 12 months of ‘would’ (13 if you count the cover, weirdo) – November (‘Purple’) being a particular fave, if only for the outstanding pose. Shall have to keep an eye out for the 2010 calendar, don’t want to miss that” – GigerPunk.

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This has instantly become our second-favourite calendar of the moment.

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“Mr Photographer, sir. Terribly sorry, sir, there’s been a mistake. The blouses haven’t arrived in time for the… what? Do the shoot anyway? Well… OK…”

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JUST PANTS! Would a reader with lots of patience please try to locate this “set” on the Teclast web site? Thanks.

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1980s British housewife cosplay.

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Don’t like this one. It looks like it’s from a rape counselling brochure.

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BUNNY EARS.

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*CHEERS FOR ALL-TIME FAVOURITE*

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Have a virtually pornographic November.

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Drumper! We’ll try to get 2010’s to you slightly quicker.