Let’s look back upon 2009 with…
ALERT CONDITION PINK!
TECLAST!
ALERT CONDITION PINK!
Poor old reader “GigerPunk” has been bursting his little seams over the Teclast 2009 calendar, which he supposedly emailed in several months ago when a 2009 calendar update may have been a bit more relevant than it is today.
“How on earth did we miss the Teclast 2009 calendar until now? It’s a solid 12 months of ‘would’ (13 if you count the cover, weirdo) – November (‘Purple’) being a particular fave, if only for the outstanding pose. Shall have to keep an eye out for the 2010 calendar, don’t want to miss that” – GigerPunk.
This has instantly become our second-favourite calendar of the moment.
“Mr Photographer, sir. Terribly sorry, sir, there’s been a mistake. The blouses haven’t arrived in time for the… what? Do the shoot anyway? Well… OK…”
JUST PANTS! Would a reader with lots of patience please try to locate this “set” on the Teclast web site? Thanks.
1980s British housewife cosplay.
Don’t like this one. It looks like it’s from a rape counselling brochure.
BUNNY EARS.
*CHEERS FOR ALL-TIME FAVOURITE*
Have a virtually pornographic November.
Drumper! We’ll try to get 2010’s to you slightly quicker.
filed in TECLAST on Oct.15, 2009
October 15th, 2009 on 10:22 am
Consider my seams well and truly burst.
October 15th, 2009 on 10:40 am
Oh yeah, and here’s the ‘just pants’ one you wanted:
http://www.teclast.com/topic.php?action=news&channelID=76&topicID=191&newsID=3979
More product info here if that’s what you’re after for some reason:
http://www.teclast.com/zhuanti/c320/
October 15th, 2009 on 11:50 am
Amazing. Just amazing.
October 15th, 2009 on 12:26 pm
Best. Post. Ever.
October 15th, 2009 on 12:35 pm
sadly no lesbian holding though. Maybe they’re saving that for 2010.
October 15th, 2009 on 12:38 pm
Deciding which one you’d take if you HAD to take just one is very, very tough. I’m going with May at this particular instant, but I could easily change my mind…
October 15th, 2009 on 12:56 pm
How many of you morons think this is from Japan?
October 15th, 2009 on 1:19 pm
No one has mentioned Japan. So no one thinks it’s from Japan.
October 15th, 2009 on 2:30 pm
This is like a dream come true.
What with the clock thing a few posts down and these sexy Asian (but not Japanese) lady calendars my time keeping needs are complete.
I could probably throw away my mobile phone now.
October 15th, 2009 on 3:27 pm
Right, so we’ve got minutes covered with the clock ladies of http://www.extralast.com/2009/10/07/live-blog-bijin-tokei-aka-the-japanese-lady-clock/ and days/months thanks to the teclast calendar.
I figure we now need either seconds or years.
A retrospective of holding through the years maybe?
October 15th, 2009 on 4:02 pm
I think to the minute is accurate enough for me, in fact I don’t really look at the numbers anymore at all…
Is it time for a wank yet?
Bijin-Tokei clock says: YES IT IS
Also, Bunny Girl!
http://www.teclast.com/topic.php?action=news&channelID=76&topicID=191&newsID=3998
October 15th, 2009 on 4:15 pm
Are they Japanese? They look like they might be Japanese. There, I’ve mentioned Japan now someone can feel good about themselves.
October 15th, 2009 on 4:37 pm
337 of us think that this is from Japan. We await your correction. WE QUIVER IN ANTICIPATION, BITCHASS YOU FUCKING GENIOUS HUNK, GIVE US YOUR CORRECTION
October 15th, 2009 on 4:42 pm
Heh heh heh; genious. That’s pure genius right there, right? We’re pretty dumb for a gestalt entity truth be told, but we FUCKING LOVE BITCHASS
October 15th, 2009 on 4:47 pm
I think this is from Japan
(Cue old Groo “any fool can plainly see that… I can see that” joke)
October 15th, 2009 on 4:50 pm
No – November. Definitely November.
… erm…
October 15th, 2009 on 5:00 pm
I love them all
October 15th, 2009 on 5:52 pm
Thats why I shouldn’t check this at work.
Stupid embarassing walk to the toilets to make grunting sounds over some “confidential printouts for that new client”.
October 15th, 2009 on 6:33 pm
I soiled November
October 15th, 2009 on 6:34 pm
This has instantly become our second-favourite calendar of the moment
Did I miss most favourite? Or is that tomorrow’s update? How can this not be #1?
October 15th, 2009 on 7:13 pm
http://www.teclast.com/bbs/attachments/forumid_4/20090115_59edf9d0b77534169c16aQRWovnkXa32.jpg
Oh Lordy.
October 15th, 2009 on 7:41 pm
I meant the other calendar. The one I’m shamelessly selling. Funds will be spent on a Samsung NC20.
October 15th, 2009 on 7:44 pm
Bunny Ears tomorrow it is then.
October 15th, 2009 on 7:44 pm
Woooaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! Fucking hell… no words can do this update justice… except perhaps for ‘arglebargle’.
October 16th, 2009 on 1:09 pm
Miss June looks like a heavily airbrushed Davina Mcall. Very off-putting. Miss November floats my boat.
Teclast deserve a special award for holding whilst wearing lingere. Perhaps the Duke of York could present it.
October 16th, 2009 on 1:28 pm
Oi, hands off Miss November, I was there first – You can have Miss April instead
October 18th, 2009 on 8:03 pm
12 months of Teclast magic… wow
Am i the only one here who is wondering where we can actually get one of these things?