Not won over by the Motorola DROID
Typical American product. Too big, too angular, too bulky, too garish – no wonder they’re all pooing themselves over this monstrosity.
Use of capital letters for DROID is nice, though. For that we would fish one out of the bin.
Here’s a classic from the Motorola Archives. Mother and child are both fantasising about a band member. One wants to be him, the other wants to bump into him backstage after a gig that her husband didn’t want to go to so she went alone and drunk a little bit too much and wore that skirt and those shoes and no one will ever know because he’s leaving the country tomorrow to start a Japanese tour. Something like that.
filed in ACTUAL PRODUCTS on Oct.30, 2009



October 30th, 2009 on 11:49 am
The International League of Pedants would like to note that the DROID is not a typical American product because Motorola is a Japanese company.
October 30th, 2009 on 12:12 pm
The shoe thing is getting worrying.
October 30th, 2009 on 12:26 pm
very nice:)
October 30th, 2009 on 12:35 pm
There are two blank keys on the phone – are they for secret operations? Perhaps they are for functions to be named later?
Why is the DROID better than the iPhone? Secret keys. ’nuff said
October 30th, 2009 on 6:26 pm
@The Devil Tesla.
It’s a US company:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motorola
I hereby revoke your membership of The International League of Pedants.
November 1st, 2009 on 9:32 pm
Anyone made a gag about this “not being the DROID you’re looking for” yet?
Also, I think the woman is confronting the boy with the knowledge that she knows what he’s been looking at on the laptop and would rather he didn’t masturbate to gay porn in the back seat of the car. This’ll be the last long journey he does it on however, as they’re driving him to one of those aversion therapy camps to have him ‘cured’. Hence why she’s smiling and he, well, isn’t.
November 2nd, 2009 on 10:40 pm
Where is that family driving? It looks like they are on Mars.
November 3rd, 2009 on 7:05 am
The atmosphere on mars is terrible.
Lots of country music stations
September 17th, 2011 on 8:54 pm
The shoe thing is getting worrying.