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By: Thundercunt

Thundercunt — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:07:44 +0000

I am actually imaging that the Teclast photographer is an equally nubile young Chinese girl. Gives some of the photos a nice twist I find.

By: Cyberfyn

Cyberfyn — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 11:17:04 +0000

OOhhhhhhhHhhhaaaaaaaaaaa.

Sorted. Thanks.

By: Voltron 2000

Voltron 2000 — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:10:26 +0000

ExtraIdiot, you should do an interview of the Teclast photographer. It would be great to read, as you’d be able to speak with him about the true, deep, core of his… hm… art, that’s the word.

By: marimo

marimo — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:14:02 +0000

Somewhat creepy and deceased looking but… STILL WOULD!

But I’d have to prod her first to see if she was actually still alive.

“Warm and not dead, jump into bed! Cold and stiff, give it a miss.” That’s my motto.

By: Enn

Enn — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:48:33 +0000

I like the condition pink alert. It makes my premature ejaculation just that tad less premature. If she was a calender, I wouldn’t even make it to November.

By: Elephantus, Kind of the Elephants

Elephantus, Kind of the Elephants — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:39:16 +0000

Very long big toes by the look of it. If only that text weren’t there we’d know for sure.

Is indeed nice though… toes can always be cut off.

By: Page

Page — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:15:56 +0000

Does she come with multitouch?

By: Grzegorz Adam Hankiewicz

Grzegorz Adam Hankiewicz — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 13:02:59 +0000

You certainly have an iPhone killer there…

By: GigerPunk

GigerPunk — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:38:06 +0000

No doubt these will be found dumped in dual-carriageway laybys and hedgerows across the land in about 10-20 years

By: Badben

Badben — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 11:55:18 +0000

Is nice, agreed.

Although not as nice as November. And this one’s making my pervert-self-awareness tingle, which is (mainly) a bad thing. Is it generally wrong or right to graft large plastic tits onto 15 year olds? I’m unclear as far as TECLAST is concerned…