Actually, they probably give some kid doing work experience a hammer and chisel and tell him to sort it out.
If it’s anything like when I did work experience, they’ll have been saving several of them to be done as ‘good’ work experience…I even got sent down the road to the rival tool-hire company to ask for a ‘long weight’. When I laughed and asked them if they were just going to leave me sitting at the front desk for a while they just looked at me blankly and then told me to piss off and go and do it. Ah the hilarity.
Still, at least I cost them a set of socket spanners in the end.
Honestly, I fail to see how the teacher organising the whole thing could mix up my (fairly wide) remit of “anything involving a computer” with “chiselling hardened concrete off tool hire equipment”.

Sorry, suddenly turned into a cross between law of the playground style flashback and the inbetweeners.
Um, wouldn’t?

(just put the blurring factor down to shoddy cameramanship (is that the correct terminology (not a photo man myself (nesting brackets can be fun!) ) ) )

Incoherent and paranoid. Yep, we can safely confirm this is Birmingham.