Comments on: The latest tech news from… HEMEL HEMPSTEAD

By: Jarvis

Jarvis — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 10:11:16 +0000

It’s nice to think whilst walking around Lewisham and feeling paranoid, someine IS actually stalking you. Reassuring I suppose.

By: Idiot :(

Idiot :( — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 07:55:53 +0000

I know for a FACT I could’ve tracked myself down within 10 minutes from the information I’ve placed in the public domain.

By: Men no me

Men no me — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:20:23 +0000

Honestly, from this group of pro-level stalkers, you’d think we’d have the resources and talent to uncover this giant secret of Idiots whereabouts.

Disappointment seems to be the consolation prize de jour here, huh?

By: GigerPunk

GigerPunk — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 16:06:28 +0000

Fact 1. Used to live in Hemel Hempstead.
Inference – Past tense used thus no longer living there.
Conclusion – Hemel Hempstead removed from immediate search area. However, do not completely remove from search as may be an elaborate double bluff.

Fact 2. States lived ‘very near Lewisham’.
Fact 3. Mention of a place named ‘Brockley’
Inference – As with fact 1. move Lewisham and Brockley to lower priority search list.

Additional theory (a) – Idiot may be dyslexic and may have meant ‘Broccoli’.
Fact 4. People rarely found living amongst brassicas.
Conclusion – Discount additional theory (a) for the meantime.

Conclusion – search temporarily narrowed to ‘England’
Action – research Hemel Hempstead/Lewisham/Brockley areas of ‘England’ to determine the direction most people leave these areas for, in particular to see if there is any correlation in these directions.

Does anyone out there know any more about this place called ‘England’? I’m aware it’s at the other end of the Severn bridge from me, I believe there are some shops in a town called ‘Bristol’ and there are places called the ‘Midlands’ and ‘London’ which are fairly grimy, but that’s about it.

By: A man

A man — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 13:09:55 +0000

“Extra-Last is allowed to offer the opinion that Hemel is shit having lived there for a bit, under duress as a child.”

The net is closing in even further. At this rate people will be able to pinpoint the location of your house by late 2011. Probably everybody only wants to know the location so they can stay the hell away from it, don’t they?

By: Idiot :(

Idiot :( — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 12:31:45 +0000

I also lived very near Lewisham for a few intimidating years. Some of the nice houses in Brockley were OK, but the walk to the shops would bring you crashing back to reality.

By: A Nonny-Mouse

A Nonny-Mouse — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 11:38:55 +0000

Third vote for Hemel is crap. The Wye, anyone?

By: Jarvis

Jarvis — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 11:07:52 +0000

Hemel is crap. I think Lewisham beats it though.

By: Morgan

Morgan — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 08:19:51 +0000

I used to live in Hemel Hempstead too. Thanks for taking me crashing back.

By: Enn

Enn — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 07:59:03 +0000

I like that cuphold… -crap. It’s been done.