The words “prod” and “bottom” initially leap out at you. We can only apologise for the lewd tone of today.


“These batteries are ‘gritty’. I got so excited I damaged them while tearing them from their plastic womb. They were part of the parcel. The camera is a Canon Ixus 100IS. ’12 megapixels, 6 of them working’. It’s a fine and sexy camera: very small form factor and – usually – rather good pics” – ‘An anonymous gentleman from Denmark’.