There’s a web site which exists solely to sell barriers. There’s a mini-Photoshop Disaster on this page. We shan’t be clicking on any other pages, it’s not a life-affirming place.


“Following up from my excellent SONY batteries [SORRY ABOUT THAT, ANDREW], I bring you this static non-powered object with face. Lovingly copied from (which has some kind of weird won’t-let-you-save-photos code going on). But Anyway, look at the big smile! And my, what a fetching shade of lipstick. Those Eyes, they’re like two pools of molten silver” – Andrew.