Darren, who operates this on-message web site and is a bit happy with the old swearing, has TWO facial objects for your enjoyment today. He also has some rude words and an unusual sexual phrase.


“I have a ‘Glory hole‘ with a face for you”.


“Photo is a bit blurry. Sorry, I was getting wanked off at the time”.


“I also saved this rather special approach to a bin, with a surprise at the end”.


“When I first saw this I thought it said Butts and cum (nothing like a slutty bin). Turns out it wants gum, the fucking dick tease” – Darren.