Comments on: “Apprentice personality Raef Bjayou test drives the new Hybrid PA Bag from Live Luggage”

By: Shaun

Shaun — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 18:05:38 +0000

I just realised the lady in black is the lady in red too.

Surely such a brand could hire more models. Unless it blew all its budget on that car and the ‘art’ gallery

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 17:45:29 +0000

I’ve got one of those Mclaren buggies. She’ll soon get tired of pushing it with one hand.

And what’s this about no hover mowers in America? I thought they had everything there. Poor loves.

By: Erk

Erk — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 20:38:52 +0000

The fashion photo lady was earlier seen laughing at the luggage along with lady in red. Seems they both mugged the couple and took a suitcase each.

She looks much better in jeans than fashion stuff.

By: Shaun

Shaun — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 18:26:22 +0000

I thought the mention of stairs would have given it-oh wait, I see what you did there.

By: Chief Risk Officer

Chief Risk Officer — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:56:40 +0000

Idiot – Any chance of starting to number the photos in these updates? It’ll make it much easier for me to follow which pics Shaun is using to knock one out. At the moment not only do I have to scroll down and count up to eight at the same time, but I also have to decide whether the image of that cunt Raef counts or not, seeing as it’s not with the others. Thanks.

By: anonymous [1]

anonymous [1] — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 13:09:52 +0000

So it’s a Segway Suitcase? But you can’t even step onto it and ride it around? This makes it only slightly more useless and obnoxious than an actual Segway.

I was hoping that it might actually be a Flymo! God, I’d love to have a Flymo just to baffle the neighbors! Thought maybe I could arrange with one of you to have one shipped over here but figured if I did it would end up running on 400v DC or something instead of our normal Yankee electricity.

By: CrispyFloyd

CrispyFloyd — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:57:21 +0000

It was all fun and games until I got to image three. The guy in the car is clearly cursing himself for having missed her on the first pass, and is weighing up the turning space available to line up and have another go.

By: Shaun

Shaun — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 18:24:48 +0000

I should have just killed it at

By: Shaun

Shaun — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 18:22:15 +0000

Before IT I’d have just seen pics 8 and 9, gone “Corrr!” and nipped to the bathroom for a wank.
Now I think, “Oh dear, Obviously a CEO or some ‘empowered women’ that can’t hide the fact she’s an idiot attempting to look like she meant to go the stairs way.”

Even pic 9 gives me conflicting ideas! The suitcase takes all the attention from what is a body I’d very much like to be seduced by!
I’m officially a miserable, middle-aged, office worker trapped in a 22yr old’s body

NO!!
I will fight this!
I WILL have that wank!!
Because, I WOULD!!!

(sorry for the terrible meme, I’m so very bored)

By: Trilby

Trilby — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:04:00 +0000

What do you think its top speed is? It might remove the need to hire a car when you get there.