We promised more. We are delivering more. This toaster may well be verging on oven status, but it does have one thing in its favour – a FRIED EGG FACE and lips made of MUFFIN!

Spotted by a “Darren” who found it on this horrendous web site which, we think, might become a bit of a favourite source of material.

They don’t need to tell us it’s ideal for studio apartments. It’s pretty obvious what sort of ‘demographic’ this is for.