Bye everyone. Nice knowing you
We’re off to hang around at Asian Poses. Asian Poses has just crushed what’s left of our sense of creativity and worth into tiny pieces. It is very, very good.
The words could be funnier, to be fair, but it is still yet another web site that makes everything we do look shit. And it’s not really about the words, is it? It’s about imagining yourself squeezing her cheeks together.
Who’s doing it? Who is this “Steve”? Is it one of you lot? We’re tempted to put a bounty on his head so we can have his idea.
AFTER WE’VE PUT A BOUNTY ON HIS HEAD
We’ll put a Twix down his urethra. If that doesn’t make him hand over his idea, we’ll put Cadbury Buttons in each of his eyes until he surrenders.
filed in Uncategorized on Jun.15, 2009
June 15th, 2009 on 4:50 am
Asian Poses – 6.5/10
It's ok but it's got nothing on the breadth of your oeuvre, Idiot. Fret ye not.
I reckon you're fishing for compliments, but heck, I'll bite. You seem a bit down latetly, what with the quitting UK:R hints and all. Is everything not all shipshape aboard the good Vessel Cutlack?
June 15th, 2009 on 8:16 am
If it helps, the Sexy Executive on Twitter is funny as fuck.
June 15th, 2009 on 9:21 am
It's a bit like PretendOffice.
June 15th, 2009 on 9:31 am
Cut yourself some slack Cutlack.
I'm afraid I might just have put the nail in the coffin with that one. Sorry. Joking aside; Every cloud has a (thingholding asian sex robot with silver panty) lining. Cheer up!
June 15th, 2009 on 9:58 am
It's good, but it probably won't last. No one can scrape a barrel like our Idiot!
Besides, if you can get executives to do these poses, you can combine features and make a combo! *nyan nyan~* If I could ever get aroused from something with a moustache, that would be it.
June 16th, 2009 on 12:43 am
It's not worth it if they're not holding things for promotional purposes.
Where's the artistry?