We’re off to hang around at Asian Poses. Asian Poses has just crushed what’s left of our sense of creativity and worth into tiny pieces. It is very, very good.
The words could be funnier, to be fair, but it is still yet another web site that makes everything we do look shit. And it’s not really about the words, is it? It’s about imagining yourself squeezing her cheeks together.
Who’s doing it? Who is this “Steve”? Is it one of you lot? We’re tempted to put a bounty on his head so we can have his idea.
AFTER WE’VE PUT A BOUNTY ON HIS HEAD
We’ll put a Twix down his urethra. If that doesn’t make him hand over his idea, we’ll put Cadbury Buttons in each of his eyes until he surrenders.
filed in Uncategorized on Jun.15, 2009