Here’s a special little something as an apology for all the coverage of Tom Hartley. It’ll make you lot feel better. Tom might like it as well, although, being a public servant, he’ll probably have to pretend he finds it unnecessary to avoid alienating the female vote.

This gold was struck by a reader called “Peter”.

The title of the page tells us everything we need to know – the phone is by a company called called HKC and those girls are Chinese not Korean.

The photographer got a bit carried away and forgot that we’re supposed to be able to see the phone in all the photos. Not that this isn’t a lovely photo in itself. It would look lovely as a print on the wall, or as a JPEG hidden in a password-protected ZIP file in the drivers folder of your PC.

The images aren’t as big as they should be, though – HKC and Sinlung let us down at the final hurdle.

Whoever is in charge of Sinlung is quite a big fan of Kelly Brook. We’d imagine that’s as risque as photos are allowed to be in China.

When China eventually opens up to proper porn, there’ll be mass cases of grown men collapsing due to dehydration and exhaustion.

This is the last of the best photos. A disappointing costume change now follows.

“OK, girls, can I get one of you all holding your feet up for the benefit of all the SICK FUCKS on the internet? Lovely, thanks.”

They don’t get in the pool.

They get near it, but not in. Perhaps once the shoot ended they all peeled their little catalogue outfits off and jumped in?

The end. Teclast is still champion.