Tom Hartley Going About his Business #2
Tom went to the zoo! Bet he got let in for free. He looks a bit uncomfortable around the frog, though. That is certainly not the outgoing, confident Tom we know. Something’s not right. Perhaps he got a bollocking from the Lady Mayor last night about touching that woman and hitting on that student?
“Happy 75th birthday to Belfast Zoo. Thanks to the forethought of Belfast Corporation and the continuing support of Belfast City Council we have a world renowned education and conservation facility that also brings pleasure to its many visitors,” said Tom Hartley, Mayor of Belfast, after washing his hands with bleach.
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June 10th, 2009 on 5:03 am
Have we got any evidence that Mayor Tom Hartley Googles himself? Any complaints?
Anyway, welcome to EXTRA-LAST, Tom. Nice to have you back. What sterling work you do. Isn't it.
WOULD.
June 10th, 2009 on 5:08 am
This isn't Tom. It's his cranky twin brother, Bill.
Bill often steals Tom's necklace to get free stuff. Apparently, the only way to uncover his true identity is to point a camera at him and see if he smiles. Although word is he doesn't have a reflection either.
June 10th, 2009 on 5:26 am
his name is tom hartley hes going about his business
June 10th, 2009 on 5:53 am
How the fuck is that a frog? It's got scales and claws and shit.
June 10th, 2009 on 5:57 am
Tom is contemplating shooting Giant Enemy Frogs and inflicting Massive Damage. Hence the facial expression.
June 10th, 2009 on 6:39 am
It's a bearded dragon not a frog. I know this because I have one.
Also, bearded dragon is an ace euphemism.
Y'know, for a willy.
Or minge.
June 10th, 2009 on 8:26 am
phorenzik LIVES! YES!!!!!
June 10th, 2009 on 10:40 am
Not only does Phorenzik LIVE, he even spared a few minutes of last week to email in a battery sighting. I'll do it tomorrow, probably.
June 10th, 2009 on 12:11 pm
I know the look of a man wondering whether a bearded dragon can fit down a human urethra when I see one.
June 11th, 2009 on 1:52 am
Tom's face is just screaming "ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!" at me…even though, as established above, it's neither a frog nor a toad.
Phorenzik LIVE! certainly sounds like a show to attend.
Where's it held? And what are the booth 'babes' like?
June 11th, 2009 on 4:55 am
HI PHORENZIK! Where've you been?